Michele Bachmann Wins Ames Iowa Straw Poll by a Head

Posted in Uncategorized by 5thstate on August 14, 2011

Minnesotan submissive fluorescent light-bulb dominatrix Michele Bachmann impressed Iowan Republicans at the bellwether Ames straw poll by…ummmm….errrrrr….well, she won the poll.

What was Bachmann thinking? Well obviously she wasn’t thinking anything other than doing her job—pretending to be ‘regular folks’ by being seen tasting the local cuisine.

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Jane E. Schneider said, on August 14, 2011 at 12:03 PM

Who’s the guy in the lower left gazing up at her admiringly/lustfully?

(5th, it’s ‘bellwether’ BTW)

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- 5thstate said, on August 14, 2011 at 12:24 PM
  
  right, I’ll fix that, thanks jane
  
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Wayne A. Schneider said, on August 14, 2011 at 12:04 PM

It was really stupid of her to choose to bite into that way. She could have gone after it from the side. IMHO, Marcus is jealous.

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- cryptoclearance said, on August 17, 2011 at 5:36 PM
  
  he wants one for himself. meanwhile watching her must ‘do it’ for him. just sayin’
  
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Ebb said, on August 14, 2011 at 12:09 PM

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Why am I NOT surprised you chose such an erudite theme! (paste winking emoticon here).

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5thstate said, on August 14, 2011 at 12:26 PM

actually I do have some serious thoughts about this, on the subject of ;’imaging; in politics. I’ll be-updating the post accordingly.

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Zooey said, on August 14, 2011 at 12:31 PM

Go for it, Batshit!

Is that a tampon in her left hand? If she’s still fertile, way isn’t she at home pushing out more babies?

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Cats r Flyfishn said, on August 14, 2011 at 12:36 PM

That’s one way to get votes.

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houseofroberts said, on August 14, 2011 at 1:22 PM

Don’t leave out the Fabulous Marcus!

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cryptoclearance said, on August 17, 2011 at 5:37 PM

dear gawd did anyone watch this woman on Meet the Press?????? And people are going to VOTE FOR THIS IDIOT.

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